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These
are things people actually said in court, word
for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters who had the torment of staying calm and
quiet while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY : When is your birthday?
WITNESS : July 18th.
ATTORNEY : What year?
WITNESS : Every year.
ATTORNEY : What gear were you in at the moment of
the impact?
WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY : This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And in what ways does it affect your
memory?
WITNESS : I forget.
ATTORNEY : You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
ATTORNEY : How old is your son, the one living with
you?
WITNESS : Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't
remember which.
ATTORNEY : How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS : Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY : Are you sexually active?
WITNESS : No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY : What was the first thing your husband
said to you that morning?
WITNESS : He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY : And why did that upset you?
WITNESS : My name is Susan.
ATTORNEY : Do you know if your daughter has ever
been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS : We both do.
ATTORNEY : Voodoo?
WITNESS : We do.
ATTORNEY : You do?
WITNESS : Yes, voodoo.
My favorite!!!
ATTORNEY : Now doctor, isn't it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it
until the next morning?
WITNESS : Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY : The youngest son, the twenty-one
year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS : Uh, he's twenty-one.
ATTORNEY : Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS : Would you repeat the question?
ATTORNEY : So the date of conception of the baby was
August 8th?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS : Uh....
ATTORNEY : She had three children, right?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : How many were boys?
WITNESS : None.
ATTORNEY : Were there any girls?
ATTORNEY : How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS : By death.
ATTORNEY : And by whose death was it terminated?
ATTORNEY : Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS : He was about medium height and had a
beard.
ATTORNEY : Was this a male or a female?
ATTORNEY : Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your
attorney?
WITNESS : No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have
you performed on dead people?
WITNESS : All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
ATTORNEY : ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
school did you go to?
WITNESS : Oral.
ATTORNEY : Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS : The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
ATTORNEY : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS : No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY : Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS : Huh?
ATTORNEY : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS : Because his brain was sitting on my desk
in a jar.
ATTORNEY : But could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS : Yes, it is possible that he could have
been alive and practicing law.
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